Score: 9

"Spiffy!"

submission: Societal Puppeteer

date: February 18, 2002

Nice series you got going here.
Get yourself some space dude, you need a site putting up. :D

Cheers

John

Score: 9

"Hahah.. The industry as a whole outlined in one fi"

submission: Slaughtered by the DotCom

date: September 3, 2001

LM.

Nice work, the music really carried it along.. :)

I never saw or hear of the homegrocery thing because I'm in the Uk, but we've had similar flops with firms not fully grasping the dot com thing and crashing spectacularly.

Sorry to hear you lost the cash on it, but hell, you wouldn't have been inspired to make such a spiffy movie otherwise..

Well done that man..!

Cheers

John

Score: 7

"Nicely done.."

submission: Interrogation of Dead Guy

date: August 31, 2001

Great movie, the style was almost reminicent on Jhonen Vasquez in a quiet way.

The sound clip at the end took me by surprise and added an extra element to the film. :)

The only thing that went agaisnt it was the blatent use of Flash's library sounds.

They sounded great when flash was first invented, for a few weeks, but now they just hurt peoples heads. A suggestion would be to search around for free wavs, as there's a wealth of sound Fx out there from cartoon "boing" effects to Lightning and Weapons fire.

Seacrh around, or make your own, the 'flash' sounds detract from what would otherwise be a great movie. :(

Cheers

John

Score: 10

"....."

submission: how2getyourmovie votedoff

date: August 30, 2001

Hey. It's worth a shot.. :)

Alas, I jest.

This is true art , it's making a statement and deserves to stay.. :)

Cheers

John

Score: 9

"Just coughed a mouthful of hot tea onto my lap."

submission: A Hostage Situation

date: August 30, 2001

I guess FilteredJava must have been watching a different movie, since I didn't hear any music.

Still, the lungs were unexpected enough for me to blow a hot drink through three orifices simultaneously, so that can't be a bad thing.

For the size of the load it packs a punch worthy of a 9.!!

Ah well. I can't figure out why FruitJuice took offece, it's a great first attempt, keep up the great work, I'll be looking out for the second.. :)

Cheers

John

Score: 7

"Planet of the instant cream of wheat."

submission: weird shit V

date: August 12, 2001

Yeah, nicely done. .Haha. I'm not too sure about who exactly it was in the egg, or indeed who anyone else was, but the musical Cream of wheat at the end more than made up for any confusion.:)

Nicely done. Don't hang up the mouse yet, your best work is still to come..! ;) HAHAHA..

Cheers

John

Score: 8

"Who's the fruitcake?"

submission: Life of Strawberry Clock

date: August 11, 2001

I don't know who the dude is, I'm not a regular on the portal page, but what the hell, it's funny.

Hey, what can I say, compact humour and fast download. Well worth the wait.. Haha.

Keep up the great work, okay, the graphics need a bit of tweaking, but well done in the humour stakes..! :):):)

Cheers

John

Score: 6

"A good start, if a little obvious.."

submission: Bill Gates Crucifixtion

date: August 3, 2001

I was dissapointed when the alien didn't burst from his stomach. :)

It's good, but try and get a bit more animation in there, if you're going to do something, do it well, the cencept is good but let down by lack of effort on the animation side.

For example, tracing Bill gates face or even drawing a characature would go towards making it a much more polished game.

AH well, it's just one opinionof many and I'm sure on the whole people will love it.

Keep up the hard work, it's looking good, but the more time invested in a film/game initially the greater the longevity it will enjoy.

Cheers

John

Score: 10

"Astounding!!"

submission: Kitten

date: July 19, 2001

The load time was fantastic, the quality was amazing and the humour was razor sharp, keep it up and you'll be rolling in the cash in no time.

Ever considered a job at channel 4?